His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
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I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I will pee on everything he values.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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