it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
