Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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