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• (914): View more from New York

  Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.

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• (916): View more from California

  She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?

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• (585): View more from New York

  Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist

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