You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
i drank out of a bidet.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank