Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.

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(760): View more from California

Joe is yelling at the trees again.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"

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(256): View more from Alabama

As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.

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(519): View more from Ontario

When you wake up, I have rum and am in town

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(518): View more from New York

...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.

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(514): View more from Quebec

I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"

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(516): View more from New York

woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"

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