Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?