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(620): View more from Kansas

Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me

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(216): View more from Ohio

whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework

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(732): View more from New Jersey

nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.

(732): View more from New Jersey

Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.

(862): View more from New Jersey

yet...

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me

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(559): View more from California

there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Gym?

(801): View more from Utah

Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month

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(618): View more from Illinois

Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?

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