FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
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I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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