it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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