Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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