That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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