He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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