But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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