If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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