Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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