real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
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Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
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Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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