its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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