Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
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she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
dude. I can hear the air.
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