Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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