I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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