6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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