What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
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i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
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