you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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