I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
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I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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