Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
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He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
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I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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