Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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