Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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