she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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