i don't like sucking hair
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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