Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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