i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
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We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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