so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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