Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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