told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Is it because I queefed?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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