I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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