I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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