i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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