I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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