what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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