try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
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I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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