Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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