Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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