you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
It's never too late to be topless.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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