what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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