Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
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On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
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she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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