It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i would punch a child for taco bell
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I don't deserve a penis
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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