she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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