So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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