do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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