New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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