he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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