AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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