Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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