Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
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I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
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We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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