why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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