All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Randomize
