sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
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It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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