I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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