Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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